Ok, got this as a text message this morning. Figured I’d share it with you guys. I had a nice little chuckle…
A guy comes home to his wife, jumping for joy and waving a lottery ticket.
“Honey, pack your things! I just hit the JACKPOT!!
“What should I pack?!” she asks.
“I don’t give a shit! Just get the fuck out!”
i think he forgot about a lil something called the alimony. it would be more efficient and funnier of course if he murdered her instead
By: aniche on January 26, 2008
at 7:18 pm